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Two lads. Zero cash. One mission: get season tickets for the premier league

Performance dates

13 - 24 January 2026

Run time: TBC

No interval

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Two lads. No money. One mission: get season tickets for the Premier League. How hard can it be?

Based on Jonathan Tulloch’s novel The Season Ticket, which became the cult film Purely Belter, Olivier Award-winner Jamie Eastlake’s new adaptation storms into the West End for a limited run after sell-out performances across the North East.

Gerry and Sewell live in Gateshead. They’ve got nothing — except a dream. A season ticket to their beloved football club. But after years of austerity and watching their team sold off by a southern businessman more interested in merchandise than matches, life’s tough. Until they decide they’re getting those season tickets, whatever it takes. And once they’ve got their mission, nothing’s going to stop them — except maybe a few dodgy dealers, the social, and the odd run-in with the local scrap man.

Starring original cast members Dean Logan, Jack Robertson and Becky Clayburn as Gerry, Sewell and Tyneside, alongside Erin Mullen as Bridget.

Gerry & Sewell blends live music, puppet dogs and the magic of Wor Flags (plus the odd surprise cameo) into a wild, funny and heartfelt tribute to black-and-white dreams.

For the Toon. And for anyone who’s ever chased something that matters.

Upcoming Performance Times

Tuesday13 January 2026
Wednesday14 January 2026
Thursday15 January 2026
Friday16 January 2026
Friday16 January 2026
Saturday17 January 2026
Saturday17 January 2026
19:30
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19:00
17:00
20:30
14:30
19:30

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Opens 13 January 2026

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